Thursday, August 25, 2005

Angifloop

I read in the papers about poops today. Apparently they have this technique called the colonic irrigation, which is suppose to help u shit!! Now there's hope for the constipateds.
It sounds quite cool the way it goes. The Colonic Irrigation, as its name implies, is to insert a tube about 5cm up yr anus and pump 4-6 litres(!!!!) of distilled water into your metres long colon! And That is suppose to help clear your system.
According to the article, it says that everytime we do a poo poo, we only poo out only one fifth of what was there. No wonder our farts are smelly!! Imagine this.....4/5 of your intestine stuck with shit, and all that CLEAN GAS has to pass tru them....
hmmm...now i wonder how do those people with no-smell farts do their miracles...

Anyway, colonic irrigation is an ancient method used by egyptians in 1500BC period (hope i didnt get the numbers wrongly), only that which i am sure they didnt use such a ridiculous name then. haha...but its still quite cool to pay about 150 bucks for a 45 min session to ask professionals to help you do the shitting huh. If you convert that amount to fruits, exercise, and toilet bowls....i think i can get lots of wonderful fruit salads, juices, lots of cherries n craberries, more pilates classes, or some cool dance classes like hiphop or tango, and of cos ....a Toilet Bowl made or Pure Gold and Diamond handle bars!!!!!!

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